A Song of The South...the sweet lure of gumbo and okra 'n' 'maters.
“Are you a complete idiot?”
“No!” I replied with reason.
“You must be!”
“Why do you say that? That’s harsh,” I continued.
“Because you must be a moron to drive your readers away like you are.”
I instructed, “You shouldn’t end a sentence with “are”. There are better sentence structures.”
“Ok, let me rephrase this for you,” the heckler continued. “Because you must be a moron to drive your readers away like you are, dumbass.”
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“No!” I replied with reason.
“You must be!”
“Why do you say that? That’s harsh,” I continued.
“Because you must be a moron to drive your readers away like you are.”
I instructed, “You shouldn’t end a sentence with “are”. There are better sentence structures.”
“Ok, let me rephrase this for you,” the heckler continued. “Because you must be a moron to drive your readers away like you are, dumbass.”