The "Boys" - Kevin, Buddy, Tony, Schylling, Zippy, their little dog WeeWee and WeeWee's baby, Skeeter protesting Chile Lime Coleslaw in "Occupy OakLane". |
This is a true story…
It’s a story of terror. Of heat. Hot Texas nights and cold sweats.
Many of you will take one look at the ingredients listed here and say, “Oh no she ‘itn’t! No way! I’m not loco! Pshhhaw!”
I know. Many of you might be right.
The ‘boys’, you remember our sock monkey boys: Buddy, Tony, Kevin, Schylling, Zippy, and their little toy dog WeeWee, and WeeWee’s baby Skeeter, all think I’m nuts.
I think they may have a touch of PTSSD (post traumatic simian stress disorder), cuz they say, “Mom, you’re not makin’ that insane salad crap are you?”
And I see them quake just a tiny bit.